WWAKD

Marian Gaborik recently lit the lamp 5 times in a game against a very struggling New York Rangers team. His team scored 6 goals, in a 6-3 win. I say this, why bother scoring five goals if you can't even score the game winner? Poor Pierre-Marc Bouchard...(more)

Would Crosby succeed as a player in the West?

Would Crosby succeed as a player in the West? This question begs to answer that Sidney Crosby did not record a goal in his first trip to the western teams of the NHL after 3 years playing primarily in the East. However he did get 3 assists against Edmonton but...(more)

Penny For Thoughts 2

Let’s make a big deal out of nothing. The Anaheim Ducks just got a little mightier with the return of their true captain Scott Neidermayer and that my friends, will make the Ducks take off like a bat out of hell. Truth is nothing but a feeling that something...(more)

Getting Hockey'd

Dropping the soap has been all to common thus far this NHL season. And players are starting to complain. It is common practice in sports to shower after having played or practiced. For obvious reasons, you kind of stink after playing hard, especially in hockey...(more)

Fix My NHL, Good Sirs!

It is no secret that the main thing the NHL needs is more scoring. There have been numerous suggestions on how to accomplish this. Some of the ideas have already been implemented...stricter penalty calls, no line changes allowed on an icing call, delay...(more)

Air Canada Centre Is a Crap Factory

Air Canada Centre has the highest number of toilets per capita in the NHL. Essentially Air Canada Center is a crap factory of epic proportions. The Maple Leafs garner the most crap invested into these toilets at any home games. Some fans say the majority of...(more)

It Is McAmmond/Kesler/Bergeron/Alberts/Niskanen's Fault!

Where do these hockey critics get off blaming the Flyers for their play. I blame McAmmond/Kesler/Bergeron/Alberts/Niskanen for being such slow skating, head down, ugly patsies for thinking they could step on the ice with the ultimate hockey team, Philadelpha Flyers....(more)

Penny For Thoughts

It’s a bitter pill to swallow when your players do not put up the numbers you expect them to. Take one of the newest additions to the Toronto Maple Leafs – Jason Blake. From the initial signing, many in Leafs nation believed it was a half-baked idea. Blake was...(more)

Players I'd sleep with!

Gianni Barke here, to talk to y'all about my love of hockey players. I love me some after game showers and some sexy players I've written about below! Jiri Tlusty - My gawd, he is sooo outgoing. (If you know what I mean!!) Even though I saw the pics and it...(more)

This Week in Gary Bettman’s Notepad

Move a team to Memphis? PRO: Would create a great new rivalry, the Battle of Tennessee. CON: Trying to convert an Elvis outfit to the RBK Edge format. Jiri Tlusty caught sending naked pics to girlfriend. See if we can get him a role in High School Musical 3. -The...(more)

Rumours are circulating about the recent Ilja Bryzgalov waiver issue

Sources close to the situation claim that internal issues within the Ducks caused GM Brian Burke to place the goaltender on waivers. Sources cite a domestic disturbance at Ducks defenseman Chris Pronger’s house triggered the move. According to the police...(more)

Radek Bonk Cannot Skate

You've heard it before, the huge announcements that shock you to your core, Jaques Demers can't read, Saku Kouivu can't speak French, Dan Cloutier can't stop pucks. You heard it here first Radek Bonk can't skate! Thinking back to his younger years in the NHL,...(more)

Jokinen Scores Four Goals in One Game

Three days ago the Dallas Stars shook up the front office and removed former GM Doug Armstrong. Armstrong was replaced by the buxom blonde golden boy Brett Hull as co-GM. Hull must have opened some floodgates for the on ice buxom blonde Jussi Jokinen, since Jokinen...(more)

This Week in Gary Bettman’s Notepad

Pascal Leclaire’s doing pretty good for the Blue Jackets. Maybe I need to fix a few more games in Detroit’s favour. NHL players testing heated ThermaBlades. Won’t heated blades melt the ice? Hey… you know what? That’s not a bad idea! We could make the National...(more)

Brett Hull Named Interim GM of the Dallas Stars

Could this be the first step to getting the buxom blonde Canadian born American mouthpiece to take on a GM position in the NHL full time? Wouldn’t newspapers love it to have an NHL GM that is as lively as Brian Burke. Lucky for Burke he will retain the title...(more)

Jiri Tlusty – Big Balls of Fun

Latest headlines around the globe comment on the balls Jiri has. Not for going into corners but for the size of his actual balls. Gay copywriters everywhere took an extra hour with each article this week about Jiri. Players on the Toronto Maple Leafs will check...(more)

Sean Avery is a Cancer Fighter

You heard it here first Sean Avery Fights Cancer like you wouldn’t believe. He takes that cancer and grabs it by the collar and socks it with his fist. He won’t stop till either him or the cancer falls to the ice. Most NHL players would characterize...(more)

Scott Neidermayer Calculating Daily

Not a day goes by as uncertainly un-retired Scott Neidermayer checks the NHL standings. Scott's eyes always veer towards the latest Win/Loss record of the Anahiem Ducks. Mathematically Neidermayer attempts to pinpoint the exact time that it would be benificial...(more)

Bryan McCabe battles his demons

A young man sits in a chair, hunched over with sweat beads dripping down his face. Eyes closed, deep in concentration. In this chair sits Toronto Maple Leafs NHL Defensemen, Bryan McCabe. Ontario born boy playing in his hometown. for the fabled Maple Leafs has...(more)