Done deal
A source close to the Toronto Maple Leafs has confirmed that the team is close to signing Swedish goaltending sensation Jonas Gustavsson to an entry level contract. The source said that Brian Burke confirmed in a phone......(more)
Goborik or bust
In a startling turn of events, it appears as though the Tampa Bay Lightning have targeted superstar injured reservist Marian Gaborik as their go to man. The Calgary Herold reported that the team is looking to sign the......(more)
NHL Hypocrisy At It's Best
Today the Carolina Hurricanes have fired their coach, Peter Laviolette and will replace him with former Hurricanes coach, Paul Maurice.Yesterday, after Dallas's pregame skate prior to their matchup with the Calgary Flames,......(more)
Rick Tocchet Battles Odds, Coaches Hockey
Now Lightning-head coach Rick Tocchet has made his living winning against all odds. Tocchet's largest adversity to date came in 2007. After qualifying for the World Series of Poker, Tocchet was forced to pull......(more)
Burke needs Wurke...
Somewhere in the meadows of broadcasting land David Pratt can be furiously heard fapping. One will have to listen long and hard but ever so slightly will a fap, fap, fap,noise will arrise.
Brian Burke has mysteriously......(more)
Michel Ouellet Clears Re-Entry Waivers
Michel Ouellet cleared re-entry waivers today and will report to the Vancouver Canucks. Coaches and GM's around the league are astounded at the speed he cleared the waivers. Many are speculating that it occurred faster......(more)
Semin up in Crosby’s face
What's so special about [Crosby]? I don't see anything special there. Yes, he does skate well, has a good head, good pass. But there's nothing else.” Yes, he said it. Washington Capitals superstar Alex Semin threw......(more)
Yeah, We're back or Something
Like the title says, we were assholes for a while. We got busy, and some of us were actually getting laid (Not really). All in all, we forgot about our lovely little site. Please don't be mad at us, as we are back with......(more)
Wellwood part marshmallow
Wake up and smell the coffee hockey fans, I have some interesting news fresh off the press.
According to a scientist who works for the Vancouver Canucks, Kyle Wellwood is in fact part marshmallow – 68% to be more precise.......(more)
If you can't score the one that matters, what's the point?
Marian Gaborik recently lit the lamp 5 times in a game against a very struggling New York Rangers team. His team scored 6 goals, in a 6-3 win.
I say this, why bother scoring five goals if you can't even score......(more)
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