Kyle Wellwood Signs a Contract with the St. Louis Blues
Oft fat and benched center-man, formerly of the Toronto Maple Laffs and the Vancouver Canucks has signed a one year contract with the St. Louis Blues.
Not one to be deterred, ever. Former Blue’s player Keith Tkachuk has challenged Wellwood to a hot dog eating contest. “When someone comes into your territory and challenges your livelihood, as a man you don’t back down” said Tkachuk at the local hamburger joint drive-through window.
Wellwood, who is flying over the Atlantic could not be reached for comment. However an American Airlines representative has let it be known that they have run out of on flight peanuts on their Russia to America flight.
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