2007-11-14
Latest headlines around the globe comment on the balls Jiri has. Not for going into corners but for the size of his actual balls. Gay copywriters everywhere took an extra hour with each article this week about Jiri. Players on the Toronto Maple Leafs will check out the online pictures and fondly remember the after game showers with Jiri.
Where is Jiri left to go after all this? Commonly after most excitement had come and gone, the massiveness of this exposure will shrink away. Leaving Jiri to continue as he was, to turn over and fall asleep most likely.
One thing is for certain this young Toronto Maple Leafs player might be getting a call from PlayGirl in the near future. At least if his hockey career fizzles Jiri is keeping his options open. I for one commend him on that. It’s always good to have a plan for a life after hockey. Go forth and high stick 'em Jiri!
