2007-11-17
Three days ago the Dallas Stars shook up the front office and removed former GM Doug Armstrong. Armstrong was replaced by the buxom blonde golden boy Brett Hull as co-GM. Hull must have opened some floodgates for the on ice buxom blonde Jussi Jokinen, since Jokinen opened up the door on the Avalanche and potted 4 goals. The last Star to do this was Brett Hull.
Not to be 1-upped by an upstart European, Hull immediately proclaimed he's scored with more than 4 women in one night. Hull has reported to have said "I got that first girl pretty early, the first girl on the hotel bed the whole road trip, so it was a big relief. A couple more rounds and some encouragement I was confident and good to go on the other girls.
You know Brett Hull could pull this off, as Canadians we all secretly want to be American Playboys and cavort needlessly with the rich and hunt quail for sport.
