2007-12-04
Where do these hockey critics get off blaming the Flyers for their play. I blame McAmmond/Kesler/Bergeron/Alberts/Niskanen for being such slow skating, head down, ugly patsies for thinking they could step on the ice with the ultimate hockey team, Philadelpha Flyers.
Flyers are almighty baby! We don't let nothing get in our way of the holy grail. Anyways, those punks: McAmmond/Kesler/Bergeron/Alberts/Niskanen got what they deserved. Keep your head down when the bullies are on the ice they'll smack you. Dean "Limp" McAmmond should have seen Steve "Train" Downie coming, play on the tracks and we'll getcha. Ryan "Rat" Kesler shoulda known better that to try and lay some pipe on Jesse "Dr. Hook" Boulerice. Patrice "Steve Moore" Bergeron should know damn well to not turn his back on the play, he wanted Randy "Pusher" Jones to give him some bum love. Andrew "Hooker" Alberts shoulda known better than to be on his knees when he can't handle whats coming. Riley "MMA" Cote, did nothing wrong he finished his check on Matt "Euro" Niskanen. Boy shoulda never touched the puck if he couldn't handle the heat!!
Either way, these Flyers are honest players and I'll be damned if you tell me otherwise... Godamnit, I had a cheesesteak... where'd I put it..
