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Crap Factory Of The Night: Roberto Luongo

Tonight recipient of the crap factory of the night award belongs to Roberto Luongo. The Columbus Blue Jacket player in the above picture keeled over from the smell of Luongo’s new award.
3 goals in about 3 minutes, sure bodes well for his Olympic chances. His saving grace so far, is that the 2 other front runners for the Olympic net-minder job for team Canada also are playing disgustingly awful. Martin Brodeur who is a loser in his own right has 2 losses and a 4.03 goals against average and Cam Ward who is a loser for having a worse record than Brodeur at 2 losses and 4.04 goals against average.
If early play is going to be an indicator of who makes the Canadian team for Yzerman and company then I guess Ray Emery and Carey Price are the front runners now. Isn’t that great? Both goalies were not good enough to be considered NHL caliber last year. One’s a cracked egg and the other is a faberge egg.


